I need a man

topic posted Sun, July 25, 2004 - 2:08 AM by  Jace
'nuff said....
posted by:
Jace
Pittsburgh
  • okay, i know this is the 'least cool' way to meet men
    but, uhhh
    i met my husband through the personals
    9 years, since last friday
    you never know....
  • What a coincidence; I need a woman!

    Wait, are you on the east coast? Darn.
    • Yeah, I'm on the East Coast. and you must know who Bob Dobbs is?
      • Praise "Bob"! You can't run from your own legs. There's not a man or woman in this gathering tonight who can run from their own legs 'cause if you run from your own legs what are you going to use to run away from them with? You cannot run from your own legs. You cannot hide from this man J.R. "Bob" Dobbs 'cause he's stupider than you. You can't hide from God 'cause he's bigger than you. He's bigger than all reality. Huh, help me somebody. My legs are on fire. Pull the lever and down you go. She ain't got no legs. Praise Dobbs.

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