Yep, it's time we gather up our folds and flaps and take control. Join the cellulite Elite to become A "Fat-a-Cratic Nation" where the word "Diet" is heard but means to change the color, not your eating habits. No branches of military but one big" Fat Force". Protecting our borders ,acting as "De-Fence." and the skinny as the rail. World peace, led and fed by the obese.The Skinny folks will do as we say...or us
Flabulous will shift to one side of the planet and tip it. Weight Watchers will be Guards who sit, wait and check thier watch. Jenny Craigs' List will be bloated with juicy pieces of Gossip. Corn-hole Sanders rolled and dipped his special sauce all over Victoria's secret spices but Herb buttered them up. For Portions Libral,Just for us, and the freedom to Feast for all.